The “condescending white 20something on facebook” is my favorite Internet Speech Style. If that bothers you, well, I’m sorry you’re so bitter and jealous, hon :)
.: Have A Very Fall Out Boy Halloween!
Darren Criss: Nail Polish
A grown man wearing nail polish should not be that sexy.
The year is 2025, Declan’s 11th birthday. His uncle, Pete, goes up to him and hands him his first guitar,
"Here you go, Declan." Pete says, handing him the guitar.
"Wow," Declan exclaims, "Thanks Pete."
A look of terror overcomes Pete’s face. Elisa falls to the ground and sobs. Patrick had an expression on his face that Declan has never ever seen, rage. Patrick is now in shock, nothing will ever be the same for his relationship with his son.